Last week I had taken it upon myself to STALK a certain person who because of her SELFISH INTENTIONS has hurt my sister and she wouldn’t admit her ACCOUNTABILITY to it. 
Here goes, I created an email account and sent Bertha emails telling her that I know stuff that OTHER people do not want to know and if she knows what’s good for her she has to come clean. So in the afternoon I received an email from Bertha finding me out by “tracking my email”. She alse claimed that she has already come clean with “People” and that she’ll be informing my “People” about this situation. There were major flaws in her statement:
1. She asked me how work was in Leisure Land Site, although I am currently situated in a German owned Hotel site which is IMMENSELY FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR from Leisure Land Site.
2. She claims she has “tracked” me.
Analysis: She didn’t track me but rather she asked other people where I was working, and I distinctly remember her beau talking to me about my job and the project we have in Leisure Land Site. So he probably told her where I was working and made up this “tracking” bluff.
3. She also mentions that her “People” will contact my “People” regarding my actions.
4. On her follow up email she says “It’s my ‘Peoples’ idea to get you to halt your mailing.”
Analysis: She lied about telling her “People” to me. Actually her “People” have no idea or perhaps just some of them.
So when I received the first email, I thought, “Alright, this is my chance to settle the score.” I mailed her back and commended her for her bluff well done and gave her THE LECTURE. See, although she had my exact location incorrect in her statement meaning she is a HUNDRED PERCENT BLUFFING, I opted to reveal myself because:
1. I have little knowledge about IP Tracking or Email tracking. She didn’t mention ‘how’ she traced my email, so that left me confused a bit.
2. This is the motivation I need, the GRAND REVEAL, to set her straight.
3. Because of my poor knowledge of IP tracking I have no heck of an idea how to carry on pretending.
4. The information I have about Bertha is based on my observations alone, her bulletins, her profile changes, her featured friends, so there’s not much grain of truth in my “Threat to Out Her to Her People”.
5. I JUST WANT TO VERBALLY PUNCH HER IN THE FACE.
Needless to say, I was defeated because I gave up the disguise to soon in the battle. But on a brighter and better note, I’ve given her a piece of my mind. So Bertha or friends of Bertha who are reading, although I surrendered myself to your GRAND BLUFF-NESS, I remain a steady soldier ready to shoot you down the moment I am armed with a significant weapon, well not really shoot you down, it’s just an expression. And even though you and your little “gang” make jokes about me that could “last” a week, I am convinced that you have more than a dozen grammatical errors in your sentences and that they are more than shallow, half baked humor that only dimwits like you can understand.
So Bertha, too smart for your own good, little-miss-go-pee-on-a-tree-and-hope-that-someday-your-crap-will-soon-grow-up-to-be-a-tall-tree-full-of-poop-and-decaying-morals. Have fun with your beau and keep on MANIPULATING, you’re doing such a good job.
cheers.
rj
P.s.
Sorry Bertha, this is my blog, so it’s not my fault that you clicked on my link and read, go pat yourself on the back with a jack hammer or something.
