Biochemistry Says I’m Healthy

Dear People Who Say I’m Fat and Unhealthy,

It is my great pleasure to inform you that I went through a thorough check-up last Saturday revealing negative results that I’m unhealthy. So…IN YOUR FACE!!! All my cholesterol levels are low and at bay, the good cholesterol even is below par. Furthermore, the doctor informed me that I’m perfectly fine and it wouldn’t hurt if I shed a few pounds.

In conclusion, stop telling what to do unless you’re a dietitian or a nutritionist or a DOCTOR. And please stop talking trash about Coffee, furthermore, don’t believe everything you receive via email with regards to health risks. Check out Snopes.com to find various urban legends (i.e. health risks).

Cheers

rj