Let’s Hold Hands…Eew

On my way to church last Friday I saw a ‘couple’ . They were affectionately holding hands. NOT that I have some form of disdain towards this couple or ‘holding hands’ in general, but simply put…”WE GET IT! YOU’RE A COUPLE SO SPARE US THE BARF FACTOR AND EXERCISE SOME CLASS.” I mean it makes going to church like some ‘Walk in the Park’. Seriously, the things people do to make a statement! And they get mad when you blog about them.

The other day during service we were casting votes for budget approval. We were to raise our hands, and as we did, I saw two ’secret lovebirds’ raise their hands and held each other. That’s so sweet and really mushy but WAKE UP DIMWITS, WE’RE AT CHURCH! IF YOU WANT TO HOLD HANDS DO IT AT A PARK OR IN YOUR BEDROOM!

So, ‘couple’ I saw last Friday, trust me, we get it that you’re a “thing” you don’t need to advertise, and if you have qualms with regards to my written work, then STOP showing off for the camera.

Cheers.

Rj